Someone on The Gear Page suggested that we create Jeopardy categories and answers that would relate to various postings that they’ve seen on the site. These were my submissions.
THERE’S A NOISE
In this category I’ll *describe* a noise and you must tell me exactly what is wrong with my amp. (Note: you will not actually hear the noise.)
RUMOR HAS IT
In this category you must defend your opinion with no actual personal experience.
PAYING THE SYNTAX
Correctly identify the spelling, grammar, or punctuation error in the clue. Extra points if your response is condescending.
WHO’S THE EXPERT?
Identify the single successful repair which qualifies the poster to dispense general technical advice.
NUH UH!
Dispute the opinion without using actual facts.
WHAT’S GOOD FOR THE GOOSE
Apply stereo hi-fi theory to musical instrument amplifier design
HOW MANY dB?
Describe the amount of attenuation required to play these coliseum-appropriate rigs at bedroom levels.
GOOD/BETTER/BEST
Put the listed gear in the correct order. Extra points if you have not actually used any or all of the gear.